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https://www.theonion.com/coronavirus-variant-excited-to-compete-with-world-s-top-1846974422
Coronavirus Variant Excited To Compete With World’s Top Mutations In Tokyo This Summer

2021-05-27

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LONDON—

Having prepared for months to make its mark at this year’s Olympics, coronavirus variant B.1.525—a U.K. native best known for its skillful weakening of antibody responses—confirmed Thursday that it was excited to compete in Tokyo against top mutations from across the globe.

“I can’t wait to travel to Japan this July and show the whole world what I’m capable of,” said the highly transmissible permutation  of the SARS-CoV-2 virus, recounting how it had honed its spike proteins (スパイクタンパク質 ) and vaccine resistance in anticipation of the international gathering of deadly (致命的な) pathogens (病原体 )